Bacon-Scented Pillowcases! Yes!!!!

J&D Foods' website says "The future of sleep is here. And it smells like cured meat." If you are stumped for the perfect gift for the perfect somebody, these folks may be the ones to contact.

How does it work? Beats the heck out of me, but "Bacon Scented Pillowcase uses advances in printing technology we stole from NASA to allow the scent of bacon to permeate your dreams and expand your mind." The scent of bacon is embedded in the ink on the specially printed pillowcases.

And they promise, if you care for them properly, they will last a year. So then you can buy some new ones next year, and thus cross off next year's present.