81 Year-Old woman caught stealing items worth almost $400 from two Troy, Michigan stores.

Grandma clearly has big plans for Thanksgiving this year!  She was busted stealing $360 worth of products from Sunglass Hut and Victoria's Secret at the Somerset Mall this week.  According to Clickondetroit.com,

She was issued a misdemeanor citation for second-degree retail fraud and third-degree retail fraud, police said.

Let's be honest.  This is only news because of her age.  Wednesday a couple attempted a much larger heist from the same mall according to ClickonDetroit,

Two suspected shoplifters, who police say tried to steal $20,000 worth of merchandise Wednesday from Somerset Mall in Troy, were caught after they hit a police officer with a car in the mall's parking garage.

Police said the duo went into Saks Fifth Avenue with wire cutters and attempted to steal two Chanel purses. Loss prevention personnel allegedly saw them stuffing a $15,000 purse into one of their jackets.

Listen, I hate Christmas shopping as much as the next guy.  But I'm not stealing and hitting police officers with my car.

Happy Holidays!


 

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