A Goose Has Been Attacking Students at Eastern Michigan – Can We Get Him on the Football Team?
The toughest hombre on the Eastern Michigan University campus in Ypsilanti is a goose that has been attacking students. Perhaps the Athletic Director should see if the goose has any eligibility to join the school's football team.
Sure the team is called the Eagles (nee Hurons), perhaps they can be the Fighting Geese or Gooses if you prefer, this season.
EMU police shared this video on their Instagram telling the campus to
Beware of goose! A pair of geese are nesting in the northwest area of Green Lot 1. Please use caution.
Clearly the Green Lot is no longer Eastern Michigan University property. It is owned by a pair of geese and you'd be wise to stay off their lawn.