The Kalamazoo Santa Is All of Us This Morning
We all knew the first big snowstorm of the season was headed our way, and at first on Thursday the 17th it seemed like it wasn't gonna be as bad as they were predicting. However, by 8 p.m. Thursday night it was clear the snow was gonna be piling up, so I did what any logical person who has to drive into work at 3:45 a.m. would do and that's go outside and brush my whole car off like it would make a difference.
This morning when I saw my car, there was more snow on it than I had originally brushed off, that's when I knew it was going to be a rough morning.
So here we all are, brushing off a foot of snow off our cars getting cold and wet from getting snow all over us. Luckily my little car was able to make it to Downtown Kalamazoo just fine when I looked over to see the Kalamazoo Santa standing there all covered in snow.
The expression on Santa's face covered in snow isn't as much 'Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas' as it is 'Bruh, tf is this Sh*t?' It's got less of an 'I'm Comin' To Town' feel and more of an 'I gotta get tf out of here' look. Santa is straight up just not having a good time right now.
I hope someone goes out there and shakes the snow from Santa's beard so he can attempt to at least enjoy the first good snow like the rest of us.