Four wheel drive and best in class towing, torque and payload are standard on the new 'Pure Michigan' edition of the Ford F-150. These are the extras we want.

Have you seen the commercials yet? The beauty of our state and the Pure Michigan logo embroidered on the custom leather-trimmed seats of the new Ford F-150. The truck comes with 4x4 traction, best in class towing, torque and payload with a hitch to get the boat to the lake. Of course, it would have to have a top-of-the-line, state-of-the-art sound system for all the incredible made in Michigan music from Motown to Madonna, Bob Seger to Kid Rock. These are the other options we think it ought to include:

Snow Tires

  • For the 3, 5 or 18 months we need them

Cup Holders

Juggalo Graphics Package

  • Optional

Reinforced Suspension

Kegerator in the truck bed

Navigation System

  • Just a picture of the back of a left hand. All distances are in minutes, not miles

Euchre Deck

  • Stowed away in the glove compartment

An extra "s" on the nameplate: 'Fords'

Even lifelong Chevy fans will be looking at this incredible truck. Made in DetroitPure Michigan.

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