These Dad Jokes Will Get Your Kids Laughing This Father’s Day!

We did a Father's Day themed #TQOTD today and asked you to send us your favorite dad jokes.  Here are the ones we liked the best!

TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s your favorite Dad Joke?

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Literally anything punny. I bought a book of jokes for the kids when I ordered my most recent new release. It has been the best thing. If we are crabby or annoyed with each other, I start making stupid jokes and it works almost every time.
• What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do! 😆😆
• A skeleton walks into a bar. He says give me 2 beers and a mop!
• Where did the rainbow go when it broke the law? Prism
• What’s green, has four wheels and is all around? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
• I don’t always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs 😂
• What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?? SUPPLIES!!!
• I get this one all the time from my elderly male patients: Me: How are you feeling today? Them: With my fingers! Hahahaha 🙄
• What don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bay-gulls (bagels)
• My wife tells me what to do all the time, but when she told me to stop doing my flamingo impression, I had to put my foot down.
• What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na
• Pull my finger! Lol
• What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Byson. lol
• Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a Fungi 😂
• My friend's dad used to say this every time he visited. Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at.
• My dad is a joke, does that count?
• What kind of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle
• How does a baby find out information? They “goo goo” it
• What's orange and sounds like a parrot??? A carrot
• What's brown and sticky? A stick!
• What's green, smells like vinegar, and plays football? The Green Bay Pickles.
• Why do ducks have feathers … so they can cover their quacks
• TQOTD. Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed.
• I knew a smart Blonde before..... He was the most well behaved golden retriever I ever met
• Why are elevator jokes the best. They work on so many levels.
• Why can't a nose be 12 inches long. Because then it would be a foot
• *Knock knock... *Who's there? *Boo *Boo who? *Don't cry, it's just a joke!
• Have you been to the zoo that only has a dog? It's a shitzu
• Q. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A. It got stuck in the crack!
• Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls (bagels)
• Here's a different joke format but it's one that makes me laugh so hard every time: I was at a farm yesterday and I met a horse named Mayo. Mayo neighs 🐴🐴🐴
• Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
• Why did the Superhero flush the toilet? Because it's a hero's doodie! Hahaha
• Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack!