These Dad Jokes Will Get Your Kids Laughing This Father’s Day!
We did a Father's Day themed #TQOTD today and asked you to send us your favorite dad jokes. Here are the ones we liked the best!
TEXT QUESTION OF THE DAY:
What’s your favorite Dad Joke?
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Literally anything punny. I bought a book of jokes for the kids when I ordered my most recent new release. It has been the best thing. If we are crabby or annoyed with each other, I start making stupid jokes and it works almost every time.
- What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabi do! 😆😆
- A skeleton walks into a bar. He says give me 2 beers and a mop!
- Where did the rainbow go when it broke the law? Prism
- What’s green, has four wheels and is all around? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
- I don’t always tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs 😂
- What did the janitor yell as he jumped out of the closet?? SUPPLIES!!!
- I get this one all the time from my elderly male patients: Me: How are you feeling today? Them: With my fingers! Hahahaha 🙄
- What don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be called bay-gulls (bagels)
- My wife tells me what to do all the time, but when she told me to stop doing my flamingo impression, I had to put my foot down.
- What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na
- Pull my finger! Lol
- What did the dad buffalo say to his son when he went to college? Byson. lol
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a Fungi 😂
- My friend's dad used to say this every time he visited. Guess who I saw today? Everyone I looked at.
- My dad is a joke, does that count?
- What kind of dog loves to take a bath? A shampoodle
- How does a baby find out information? They “goo goo” it
- What's orange and sounds like a parrot??? A carrot
- What's brown and sticky? A stick!
- What's green, smells like vinegar, and plays football? The Green Bay Pickles.
- Why do ducks have feathers … so they can cover their quacks
- TQOTD. Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would have noticed.
- I knew a smart Blonde before..... He was the most well behaved golden retriever I ever met
- Why are elevator jokes the best. They work on so many levels.
- Why can't a nose be 12 inches long. Because then it would be a foot
- *Knock knock... *Who's there? *Boo *Boo who? *Don't cry, it's just a joke!
- Have you been to the zoo that only has a dog? It's a shitzu
- Q. Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A. It got stuck in the crack!
- Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bay-gulls (bagels)
- Here's a different joke format but it's one that makes me laugh so hard every time: I was at a farm yesterday and I met a horse named Mayo. Mayo neighs 🐴🐴🐴
- Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman
- Why did the Superhero flush the toilet? Because it's a hero's doodie! Hahaha
- Why didn't the toilet paper make it across the road? It got stuck in a crack!