Spring has nice qualities about it like blooming plant life and the start of warmer weather, but that doesn't change the fact that it's Michigan's worst season, and we have the receipts to prove it.
While Michigan happens to sit North enough to not always be in the direct path of “Tornado Alley”, we are no stranger to experiencing tornadoes. Perhaps the most dangerous thing about tornadoes is the fact that they can range in severity. Like earthquakes, tornadoes don’t have a constant size, wind speed, movement, etc. Meaning the amount of destruction to people's lives always varies.
Your ex isn't the only bloodsucker that sees you as a snack this summer and, of course, the consistent rain across Michigan is proving to be the blame.